Suppose.

First, my roommate likes the smell of orange oil on her hands, so she peeled an orange for me.

Second, I just finished a philosophy paper that I have worked on way too hard and for way too long. I have checked my word count, the count of every painstaking word.

I am eight hundred words over the word limit.

And it breaks my he-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-art.